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Herby & Tangy

Creamy Ranch

Creamy Ranch

Preorders will ship out in September

Meet The Goddess whose buttermilk creaminess and herby goodness make everything taste better. She’s smooth. She’s classic. And she’ll ruin all other ranches for you.

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YOUR GO-TO SAUCE FOR:

Tossing into a loaded salad, slathering on tortillas for delicious sandwich wraps, and dunking everything (veggies, pizza, wings, you name it).

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$13.99 per bottle
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Ships as early as September 1st

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Get to Know The Goddess Herself

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Believes her prince charming is:

a tall, handsome bell pepper that isn’t afraid of commitment.

Once got in trouble for:

starting a petition to normalize drinking sauce straight from the bottle.

Spends way too much time:

watching slo-mo food videos and whispering, “that should be me” when they pour a dressing.

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